When I was young, in the good old days on the farm, all I ate was dog food. All the poor dogs whimper and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed. Dog food! A whole meal for a nickel. Dog food! On some bread with a pickel. Dog food! Guaranteed to dirve your hunger away. Dog food! keeps a horse employed. Dog food! Good for girls and boys. Dog food! Most kids like it more than broccoli. Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow, because my mom's on probation. Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down and come out, nothing goes down smooth like Ken-L-Ration.