There was this boy, his name was Jerry. He had a girl, her name was Sally. They were so happy, so much in love. Drank Coca-Cola in his mini bus. A few years later, they got married. They had two kids and a dog named Spot. They were so happy, so much in love. Put their kids to bed and went and watched Ben Hur. Chorus: The perfect family, Jerry and Sally (repeat). Chorus: Sally and Jerry have sure been through a lot. But they remember their promise to God. Jerry's getting older now, losing his hair. Losing his teeth, but Sally doesn't care.