Raw Deal Lyrics

The man assured me the cologne was real
and just for me he made a special deal.
Down to $17 from $25 in the store,
well, okay, just outside
Perhaps I had an honest face
surely that kind of deal's not commonplace
What a nice strange man.

I got ripped off!

Hey, hey! It's still a sunny day, and we don't care anyway.
Oh, Oh! You know I'll be alright when I talk to You tonight.

I think I got the better deal anyway.
Who cares if it smells like grape Koolaid?You'll be jealous when the girls are all hangin' with me.
Then you'll be left all alone
to wonder where you can get some fake cologne (like mine),
but the strange man will come in due time.

You'll get ripped off!
We'll get ripped off!

I'm sure he was porr, he had hungry mouths to feed.
Although he was dressed rather nicely.
Do you see I'm not the victim, but a thoughtful connoisseur?
Can you see I'm not the victim, but a righteous good doer?