All the girls in the bathroom talking. Who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins? My ears are burning but I kept on walking. Smile on my face and an air guitar rocking. Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants. There's nothing better. The girls ask the guys. It's always a surprise. There's nothing better. Baby do you like my sweater? Sitting in the back of my next class napping. Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping. Told a funny joke got the whole class laughing. I think I got a tan from the light in which I was basking. Scan the cafeteria for some good seating. I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating. The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating. I said, That's one thing I won't be needing. And since I'm rather smart and cunning, I took off down the next hall running. Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning (only to get stopped by a girl so stunning?). She said, You're smooth, and good with talking. You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins.