well sometimes i think she was born without a brain 'cause even when she tries to make sense she still sounds insane oh, but please don't get the wrong idea 'cause i love my mom to death and please don't think that i'm being mean but there's something about her breath
and she doesn't even know and she doesn't even care and she doesn't even have a clue she's so uncool
well she likes to drive all around in her car but goin' 15 miles per hour doesn't get her very far well i really hate to say it but life with my mom sucks if she likes my band so much than what's with that ten bucks?
well, i just can't wair for the day when all this madness ends she still insists on kissing me in front of all my friends
embarrassing me with that hair i'm looking like a fool somebody really needs to tell her that she's just not cool