I am back. This time, Iâm the big surprise, And Iâm hiding behind your sofa. Iâm the culture shock. Temporary block. And Iâll love you for the next five minutes. Iâm your magazine, âcos you read me clean Without taking any time for pictures. Iâm your hand grenade and your lemonade, âCos Iâll blow up and leave you soured.
Find somebody with a workingâ car and drive them crazy, too.
The big surprise is me!
I worked extra hard to pick your birthday card, You just threw it out and kept my money. I got up at six to make your favorite dish, So I sank when you said you werenât hungry. Filed your tax return, let some candles burn, Played Mozart to make your plants grow. Then I clipped the trees, got down on my knees, Not to work, just to pray youâd see me.
Find somebody who will paint your house, and gloss them over, too.