Ha ha ha this is for all you sly folks listen to me if you will
You can't staddle the fence (say over and over)
You call your self a true missionary but spend all night creepin with sister mary and yall women on the front row with your skirts real high the preacher can't preach cause you keep catch his eye awhawooo yeah
You call yourself a fulltime deacon Sunday but all them young girls call you sugardaddy Monday and alllll you saints on sunday morning you shout real loud but before the sun goes down you spreading rumors and telling lies lies lies lies lies
You slipin and slidin creepin and hiding party all on saturday pray the lord sunday turn on right back on Monday listen this root root who let them dawgs out out out out daddy.
Then you cant straddle the fence over and over again.